Bangin Bunnies Blog

Yesterday, my daughter came house from class with this sorry prick in tow. They were supposed to be working on some group project, or studying for some test. I wasn’t really paying attention when my daughter was talking, I was already sizing this prick up. I could tell that he wanted to get into my [...]

Let me tell you about this little scam that I’ve been running. I’ve been putting fake ads on places like Craigs List to sell football tickets. Of course, I don’t have any tickets, I just take their money. Well, I hit the jackpot this year because I live just an hour or so from where [...]

I knew that today was going to be a bad day when I stumbled out of bed. It all started with the killer hangover. My head hurt so fucking bad! Then, when I was out running some errands with my daughter, the Van broke down. I was so fucking angry off. It’s a piece of [...]

I’ll admit that this hasn’t been the best football season for me. I’m almost kind of glad that it’s coming to an end. I’ve lost a shit load of money this year. It almost makes me want to stop betting on games. I said almost! Anyways, today, I was out in the backyard, mowing my [...]

So, my eighteen year old daughter Janessa got pretty angry at me yesterday. She’s tried of me treating her like a whore and pimping her out. My theory is that if she’s going to be a slut, we might as well make some money off of it. But I guess that’s neither here nor there. [...]

Fuck! I forgot to pay my rent this month. Ok, maybe forgot is the wrong word. I just didn’t have the money to pay it and today my landlord came by looking for his money. Well, of course I didn’t even have five bucks in my pocket, let alone enough to pay the rent. However, [...]

Holy smokes! Check out this smoking hot Asian coed named Kara. Her dad sent me this video, hoping I would put it on the Use My Daughter website. Of course, I would! She has a seriously good body that makes my penis hard. I’d love to feel her perky boobs, or better yet feel her [...]

I was out working in the shed when some douche bag came out to talk to me. At first, I thought he was from one of the collection agencies I owe money, but it turns out that he was just another dude trying to get into my slutty coed daughter’s panties. It turns out that [...]